It’s raining so I have all my underwear hanging up around various locations in my place.
My mums face when she saw my vast array of lacy g strings was a mix between “what the fuck” and “that’s Ma guuuurl”.
Alarmed and impressed. Best combo.
Things I should trademark:
I’m all shaved up with nowhere to go.
It’s a Puma/Cougar and I want one..until it gets big and wants to eat me.
Puma’s are the only big cat that purr.
Sure, Why Not of the Day: The 5-year-old free spirit who refuses to put marriage before self-determination gets an AutoTune remix because this is the Internet and that’s the sort of stuff that gets done around here.
Single White Feline.
Oh so THATS why I dont have a boyfriend.
I feel so content and at peace with the world now that I know Two and a Half Men has ceased.
This is Retarded
“The Federal Education department has banned the Latin American fitness craze zumba from its Canberra HQ after a dance class caused the new building to shake so violently some staff feared for their safety”
