It’s raining so I have all my underwear hanging up around various locations in my place.

My mums face when she saw my vast array of lacy g strings was a mix between “what the fuck” and “that’s Ma guuuurl”.

Alarmed and impressed. Best combo.

Things I should trademark:

I’m all shaved up with nowhere to go.

Lunch today: Japanese rice paper roll.

Just keeping you up to date guys!

Lunch today: Japanese rice paper roll.

Just keeping you up to date guys!

It’s a Puma/Cougar and I want one..until it gets big and wants to eat me.

Puma’s are the only big cat that purr.

It’s a Puma/Cougar and I want one..until it gets big and wants to eat me.

Puma’s are the only big cat that purr.

My friend is SUPER preg. The waddling has begun.

So cute.

My friend is SUPER preg. The waddling has begun.

So cute.

Handy Hint # 1

Handy Hint # 1




Alexander Wang’s niece.

Rocking a Chanel purse!


Alexander Wang’s niece.

Rocking a Chanel purse!

(Source: to-young)

thedailywhat:

Sure, Why Not of the Day: The 5-year-old free spirit who refuses to put marriage before self-determination gets an AutoTune remix because this is the Internet and that’s the sort of stuff that gets done around here.

Just putting this here for the next time I decide to get a fringe cut.

Just putting this here for the next time I decide to get a fringe cut.

Single White Feline.

Oh so THATS why I dont have a boyfriend.

I feel so content and at peace with the world now that I know Two and a Half Men has ceased.

This is Retarded

"The Federal Education department has banned the Latin American fitness craze zumba from its Canberra HQ after a dance class caused the new building to shake so violently some staff feared for their safety